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  • Glenn Beck Fusion September 2006 Volume 2 Issue 3
    Item #: BXDD13
    It's hard to believe that it's been five years since the September 11th attacks but that's apparently been enough time for most of us to forget about the importance of family and the promises we made that day. In this special issue of Fusion, Glenn reflects back on how the attacks have changed his life. We also examine a movie called Loose Change that claims to prove that the 2001 attacks were planned by our government. Yea, just thinking about that makes our heads hurt too. That's why we decided to refute their supposed "facts" in our article Loose Change Exposed. We also give our take on Global Warming by looking at the issue from all sides, examining the main arguments, and separating scientific fact from useless propaganda. And, of course, what issue would be complete without some great comedy. So this month we profile the top 5 "up and coming" stand-up comedians along with a predictive obituary that most people probably hope will come true (you'll know what we mean once you see who it is). Oh, and don't forget to check out the "lost minutes" from a secret al Qaeda board meeting. We learned a lot about how they operate and I think it'll probably surprise you!
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  • Glenn Beck Best Of Election 2004 - Volume 2
    Item #: BXCD022X
    Did you really think we could fit all the agonizing attacks of the last 4 years on to one CD? Ah yes friends, it's time to go even deeper into the 2004 election past and revel in the Bush bashers failed efforts that you may have forgot about. Age old classics like "and then we are going to Washington D.C. to take back the White House! Yeeeeaaaah!", "docs in socks", and the ever so caring liberal attorney John Edwards channeling the dead to make millions and millions of dollars ("can you hear that?") are all included on this CD. Sit back, relax and once again enjoy us tearing apart those who tried to take the President down and those who, may I gently remind you, FAILED! And failed quite miserably, I might add. With glee.
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  • Glenn Beck Behind The Bits
    Item #: BXCD010X
    This CD, originally released only to new Fusion Magazine subscribers, reveals the stories behind some of the funniest and most popular bits and shows that Glenn has ever done. Whether you've been listening for years or just a few weeks, these behind-the-scenes stories are often times just as funny as the bits themselves.
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  • Glenn Beck Gloat Fest 2004
    Item #: BXCD020X
    The absolute perfect gift for any "red stater" you love, or any "blue stater" you hate. Gloatfest 2004 is over a full hour of the best moments from our day after election show. Nothing but divisive gloating appears on this CD, guaranteed. Hear taunting, unkind, and hurtful attacks-while we actually do laugh at the other side, not with them.
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  • Glenn Beck Best Of Callers - Volume 3
    Item #: BXCD006X
    The Best of Callers, Volume III, is an equal opportunity CD that includes the salient points (revoking Glenn’s "man card") made by callers, and the ludicrous (God’s design of human body "not very good"). Listen in amazement to the entire rainbow of callers to the Glenn Beck Program who do everything from complain about the difficulties of owning five homes, to accusing Glenn of being liberal. Make the wise decision to purchase the Best of Callers Volume III and you’ll be rewarded with over an hour of the best (and worst) callers to the Glenn Beck Program in recent history. Choose poorly, and—well, nothing I guess. Except for the fact that you are an inconsiderate, evil human being. Oh, does that make you mad? Call 888-727-BECK and tell someone who cares!
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  • Glenn Beck Best Of Callers - Volume 4
    Item #: BXCD007X
    A smorgasbord of the most insane, stupid, idiotic, and funny calls to Glenn in recent history, the Glenn Beck Program's Best of Callers Volume 4 has it all. From the man who exercised demons out of Bill Clinton (obviously unsuccessfully) to the mom who doesn't mind her thirteen year old daughter going door to door in a hooters outfit, you won't believe the nonsense Glenn's callers are spewing. Kind of makes you wonder, if that's the kind of person listening, what does that make me? Don't worry, I'm sure you've never advocated murder due to 'stress' or anything crazy like that. If you did, you are probably on this CD! It's the super super classic Best of Callers, Volume 4, including Stu reporting live and celebrity guests like Clay Aiken and Al Gore! Available now!
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  • Glenn Beck Best Of Election 2006 - Volume 1
    Item #: BXCD024X
    It’s that lovely time of year again - election time! You know it’s arrived when you see the following commercial on TV: ‘Are you voting Ted Leaf for District Mosquito Controller? Well, then you must be in favor of certain infestation of the West Nile Virus…and the certain death of EVERY HUMAN IN OUR COUNTY…This message paid for by Nerf Hoffelmeyer, the right candidate for Mosquito Controller’. There’s only one remedy for relief from the agony that is the political season, and that is a heavy dose of Glenn Beck. Take your medicine, The Best of the Election 2006 CD, and while others’ heads are exploding, you’ll be coasting through the partisan nonsense with a smile. The Best of Election 2006, our contribution to society. Enjoy.
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