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  Glenn Beck Fusion September 2006 Volume 2 Issue 3
  

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  It's hard to believe that it's been five years since the September 11th attacks but that's apparently been enough time for most of us to forget about the importance of family and the promises we made that day. In this special issue of Fusion, Glenn reflects back on how the attacks have changed his life. We also examine a movie called Loose Change that claims to prove that the 2001 attacks were planned by our government. Yea, just thinking about that makes our heads hurt too. That's why we decided to refute their supposed "facts" in our article Loose Change Exposed. We also give our take on Global Warming by looking at the issue from all sides, examining the main arguments, and separating scientific fact from useless propaganda. And, of course, what issue would be complete without some great comedy. So this month we profile the top 5 "up and coming" stand-up comedians along with a predictive obituary that most people probably hope will come true (you'll know what we mean once you see who it is). Oh, and don't forget to check out the "lost minutes" from a secret al Qaeda board meeting. We learned a lot about how they operate and I think it'll probably surprise you!

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  Glenn Beck Fusion December 2005 Volume 1 Issue 6
  

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  Christmas at Full Power! The ultimate gift-giving guide from members of the Glenn Beck staff. We feature 33 products that we'd actually want to receive this holiday season. We also format one page of electronic gifts to look like the fictional "Oh!" woman's magazine. The theory was that guys could tear this page out and show it to their wives so that the advice looks to be more credible. Our predictive obit this month is atheist Michael Newdow and Stu decides to publish an extremely sarcastic look at the holidays, as written by a psychopath. This issue also includes Glenn's coveted idea for the greatest revenge or joke gift ever. It's called "You Can do so much Better than Fruitcake!" and you won't believe his plan.

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  Glenn Beck Fusion March 2006 Volume 1 Issue 8
  

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  Hopefully you can't judge a book by its cover, because the cover of this issue is downright nauseating. Welcome to our rendition of a health magazine, where we concentrate less on the fitness and more on the fat. The issue features a great story about Hoodia, an African plant that just may be the answer to our weight-loss prayers, a piece about a doctor who thinks we can all live to be 1,000 years old, Glenn's review of gym cardio equipment (which machine offers the easiest workout?), the Glenn Beck Mass Index (what you should really weigh), and a Q&A about our new TV show. We also offer the (very) early odds on the 2008 GOP race and Stu, fresh off his rant about alcohol, now takes on prescription meds.

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  Glenn Beck Fusion September 2005 Volume 1 Issue 3
  

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  This issue was focused on back to school and “Prostitots,” which is Glenn’s word for teenage girls who dress like hookers. The issue features a quiz for parents on if they’re raising a prostitot of their own, along with an article by our General Manager that we can all relate to entitled, “Exercise is a Waste of Time.” Stu also returns with more hate and controversy. This time his target is homeless people, don’t miss it!

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  Glenn Beck Fusion October 2006 Volume 2 Issue 4
  

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  It's the Scariest Issue Ever! Yea, even scarier than last year's "Scariest Issue Ever!" In this issue we bring you the second edition of the five scariest scenarios in the world. This time we cover short circuits in the power grid, an economic collapse, Hugo Chavez, the lack of private plane security and the threat of biological warfare. We also have the first installment in our alternative energy series and this time we're talking about turning coal into fuel. If all of that is too serious for you, check out our "End of Western Civilization Fantasy League." A play on fantasy football, this game is sure to spark some arguments around the office and as a subscriber you'll be able to keep tabs on the teams that Glenn, Stu, Dan and Sarah drafted. Also, don't miss Glenn's guide to building a safe house and Stu's article in which he unveils the lucky winner of his "Dictator of the Century Award."

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  Fusion January/February 2007 Volume 2 Issue 7
  

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  Happy New Year! Another year has come and gone, too bad we can't say the same about President Tom. In this issue we take a look at a time in German history called the "Weimar Period" that lead up to World War II and compare it to present day events. I think you'll agree that the similarities are unnerving. I only wish some of the D.C. politicos would read this article. But if that's a little too heavy for you, "Beckstradamous" is back with my 2007 (guaranteed) predictions. We also include our Valentines Day Date Kits, easy to use, pre-made kits that are sure to make anyone's February 14th a success. Also, don't miss an exclusive article by Danny Bonaduce along with the first installment of our new fiction series called "7 Days."

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  Glenn Beck Fusion May 2007 Volume 2 Issue 10
  

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  In this special, extended issue of Fusion we separate global warming fact from fiction. We look at the latest NASA research regarding the warming patterns on Mars and try to figure out if there is any correlation between the global warming there and on Earth. We also tackle the U.N.’s livestock report which discusses the detrimental side effects of the cattle industry. You owe us for this one – 400 pages of mind numbing environmental data and we got it down to less than two pages for you. (You’re welcome.) And what global warming issue would be complete without a look at carbon taxes and credits. We hear the terms thrown around all the time but what do they really mean? We break it down so that you can separate truth from politics. We round out the issue with our solution to global warming... capitalism. We profile some of the most creative and stylish eco-friendly products out on the market today; products that, unlike the Prius, we would actually be seen using. And finally, we continue our "7 Days… " series with a chapter written by New York Times best-selling author Brad Thor. This is a great issue that you don’t want to miss.

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  Glenn Beck Fusion March 2008 Volume 3 Issue 8
  

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  Change, change, change. That’s all we seem to be hearing lately from the presidential nominees. With the election season really gearing up, we decided to look at what these calls for ‘change’ mean for Americans. We start things off with a great piece by David Harsanyi who writes about the coming ‘Nanny State.’ From the Trans fat to the smoking bans the government is trying to control our health and everything else for that matter. This is a fascinating (and scary) article that shouldn’t be missed. We also talk about the strength of the FDIC. With the economy spiraling out of control we couldn’t resist testing out a hypothetical situation – like say – how the FDIC would handle another depression. Needless to say, we weren’t comforted by the results. And of course, no issue is complete without a “7 Days” chapter. This month David Morrell takes us on a suspense filled ride from start to finish.

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  Glenn Beck Fusion March 2007 Volume 2 Issue 8
  

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  It's March Madness! No, it's not about college basketball but that theme got us thinking about gambling, alcohol and, of course, Vladimir Putin. This month we expose Putin's insane political policies, questionable ethics and the fact that everyone who disagrees with him seems to end up dead. This guy is literally the face of evil. But that's enough apocalyptic talk, let's get back to March Madness. People like to gamble on the games and we have a great article on that, but it turns out that gambling isn't quite as bad as everyone makes it out to be...especially if you win! We also were lucky enough to interview a guy who decided to honor the patron saint of all that is green by staying sober on St. Patty's Day. We thought this guy was crazy but apparently crazy makes for one hilarious article. We also feature the second chapter in our fictional series "7 Days" (this month's installment written by Jason Wright, author of Christmas Jars). Glenn's kids Raphe and Cheyenne reveal who is actually more liberal, and Stu pisses off the minimum wage work force.

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  Glenn Beck Fusion October 2007 Volume 3 Issue 4
  

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  It's the Scariest Issue Ever! Well, at least since last year. In this issue we bring you the third edition of the five scariest scenarios in the world. This time we cover America’s Entitlement programs, Hillary Clinton’s disastrous health care plan (because really, why not add another entitlement program?), the evils of Russia (by Ted Bell, who actually traveled to Moscow), the collapse of the dollar and the threat of terrorist attacks on American schools. But if all of that is too serious for you then check out the second edition of Fusion’s "PlayHag" centerfold. We’re not sure if you’ll cry or scream with this one – but regardless, it will scare you straight, and you definitely won't be putting it up on your wall. Also, Stu takes us behind the government’s smokescreen on cigarettes, bestselling author Christopher Reich tackles the latest "7 Days" chapter and Robert F. Kennedy gets a global warming makeover.

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